How can we be sure that it really is 2018?
What if it
isn't, what if it really is 2088,
or 2100? Think about it
for a second or two.
The government has been lying to
We are all dead already that is why they
STINGY with those increases in our SS
Why in the heck did I bother to
To change the subject to something much more conducive to
the joy and merriment of the season, let me ask a question.
Did anyone see the New year celebration from
It was really something different.
the stroke of Midnight on the giant sundial located
public square, a bag of Shekels was released
slowly slid down the stiff body of a dead
When the bag hit the sand the National
Chorus and the
crowds shouted out in precise
Happy Jew Year!
That was the cue for the
They broke into spirited song with a
really hot version of
Hava nagia, as arranged by Dov
Háva nagíla, háva nagíla,
When they got to the verse...
achím, belév saméach.
The dead Muslim man
miraculously came to life
and joined the Jews in joy.
Let me tell you, it was a sight to behold.
I am sorry if any of you missed it.
Oh, I almost forgot to mention that the
covering the event was one of my favorites, Moyshe
An undisclosed source informed me that Moyshe
is a shirt-tail
relative of CNN's Wolf
Moyshe mentioned that a group of messianic Jews
not attend the New Year celebration because they
stranded on the second floor of their sanctuary.
was reported that the Elevator in the building was out of
order. So the group was passing the time by playing
At last report, El Elevator was working to resolve the
It will be a slow process because El Elevator is
concerned with and provides tight security on all of their
vertical conveyances. Profiling is used but is of limited
value because Muslims and Jews are predominately
I know this to be true since I was once stopped from
El Elevator in the Azrieli Sarona
Tower that was going to 4 and then non-stop to
I now avoid this nuisance by shaving my beard
and chest before boarding.
We have had some satirical fun, now let's
Here you will find an interesting teaching
that Jesus, (Yeshua) was God in the spirit
and the flesh.
Do not be alarmed by the news report, this was
published in March of 2016.
Lest we forget the giver of all.
Bless us, O Lord, throughout this new year and for the
many gifts which we will receive from thy bounty...through
Christ our Lord.